Milk is dangerous under the right conditions
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took the words right out of my cereal
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Cancel milk! Milk is dangerous and the cows are farting a hole right in the ozone layer!
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COW REFORM NOW!!
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We need to act quickly to ban cows with high capacity teets.
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Those tankers fly all the time.
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I know a few truckers, they need drivers out there, some guys do more road time than they should, only so much no doze and red bull a body can take. Or maybe it's some other reason just a thought.
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I used to investigate car accidents for work. One time we had a DUI trucker who caused a 13 car pileup, with multiple fatalities including a family that burned to death. Turns out the guy’s CDL had been suspended but the company didn’t care. Trucker companies are

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i believe the standard joke is: it collided with a cereal truck and 26 motorists were rushed to a complete breakfast
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.a worldwide noted fact, the truck/tanker/lorry drivers (mostly) do drink n drive and or under the influence of marijuana and stuff! Routinely frequent checks on them should be made
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"And if you give me weed, whites, and wine ... and you show me a sign ... then I'll be willin' ... to keep movin' on"
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