Turn the tables? Like the cicadas have been eating people all this time?
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I will not eat bugs, I will not live in a Pod
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This is the worst tweet ever.
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I will not eat the bugs. I will not live in a pod.
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Or just leave them alone and let the birds and other animals have them.
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And my dogs. They love em.
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The eat-bugs agenda is funny. Indigenous people have eaten bugs for survival since the dawn of man - but most would sooner eat something else.
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Imagine waiting 17 years underground just for the chance to emerge into the sunlight and grow wings and fly and finally get laid, only to be thrown into a frying pan by an aging hippy.
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