Thanks, The Associated Press. My dog just farted, where should I have you send the camera crew?
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My cat just threw up a hairball. I await your coverage.
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Congratulations he’s like every other dog that’s ever lived in a house.
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Maybe he smelled the remnants of the old resident?
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No, The Onion is far more reflective of reality.
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REALLY! This is what you are reporting on? A dog having an accident in the house! Well I've got top story for you almost every day as mine have an accident on a pretty regular basis. JESUS!
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Love seeing a competent administration where this is what passes for a White House scandal.
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Why is this news
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Because there is no other horrible things happening so they gotta write about mundane things.
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