Huge story that's not getting enough traction
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While, ironically, the ship in question has -too much- traction at the moment.
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How bout trying to unload the ship first?
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They mentioned that and said it would take days to weeks. Unlike the days to weeks they will spend trying every other option. Where is that 6 year old child “take the air out of the tires” when you need them?
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#Trump in Mar-A-Lago, "Hell, If i was still in the White House I'd just nuke it. Problem solved. Now, what's my next T-Time?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Get whoever helped build the pyramids to help out...
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Break it in two?
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Will “thoughts and prayers” help?

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Use more tugs. Use more backhoes.
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10,000 gallons of Anal Lube

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Hey wait that's for me
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