Universe kicking the US ass rn
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•0 days in a row since the United States was not a galactic laughingstock
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In other sunny news

Geez @AP get a hold of yourself. Deep breaths. You can do it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Gosh, look at all the brand new accounts claiming this is all Biden's doing.
Trolls and bots and MAGAts, oh my!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No email today (again)
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New motto of American media: “It ain’t news if it ain’t scary”
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