Don’t open that thing!!! Didn’t you see “The Mummy???”
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Lick of gold colored paint and it will look like new.
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hope they add rhinestones
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What if it's just cheap Chinese steel covered in gold spray paint
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Put some "Never Dull" on it and call it good.
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Future archeologists will say the same thing when they unearth Trumps golden shitter.
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