*pages Elton John*
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Great. Now Trump is going to want one.
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France continues to celebrate the murderous days of rage and the world thinks Bastille Day is some Disney attraction
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I bet 45's having some massive flyboard envy. Expect some out-of-control tweeting.
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Brace yourselves pearl-clutchers....They have tanks in the parade! That’s terrible.

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Don't be showing this crap. Donnie tRump might see it and want... ...no, wait.
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Please, please, please make those things affordable in my lifetime.
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