when i eat one slice of pizza i gain five pounds
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What away to make a living.
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Competitive eating is a thing? WHAT am I doing with my life?!
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Wow, what fantastic educational material.
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He gets paid for gluttony. Talk about "living the dream".
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And, once again, humanity takes a bodyblow.
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I can picture him in a horror movie standing in the corner of someone bedroom watching someone sleep.
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The AP has someone covering this, really?pic.twitter.com/FQcdj1Prwb
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