Trump's *Executive Time* Machine Featuring: *LawBeGone* A stain eradicator. Very effective on 229-year-old documents and subpoenas. *Cook the Books* A high-temperature cycle for tax returns. *Legit* A money laundering turbo wash which eliminates crime from any currency.pic.twitter.com/3fAONAUf5Z
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Fit to impeach!
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“Russia, if you’re listening...”
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This is gaslighting. This event already occurred in the lead up to 2016. Trump is just attempting to normalize his abhorrent, un-American behavior.
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Yeah, yeah there is. If you're listening to the dirt you are accepting the dirt. You can't unlisten after it's over. They're offering information, it's not a physical thing you can say "no thanks" when you've heard it. Why am I explaining this, if you don't know already...
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Were fucked. Remove
@SpeakerPelosi and begin impeachment immediately. Or rule of law means nothing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bless your heart
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