Florida Man strikes again. 
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Lord, please don’t let me die in a funny way.
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Why, why why is this so funny?!! LOL



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Australian fauna seems to like returning the favour......
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“The San Diego Zoo’s website calls cassowaries the world’s most dangerous bird with a four-inch (10-centimeter), dagger-like claw on each foot.” Florida translation: An amazing pet!
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