More Americans do yoga than watch NASCAR. Kinda throws out the whole "Real American" narrative, doesn't it?
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Well we have to start somewhere. Sorry we aren’t all enlightened like you.
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What a waste of time, I mean, Uh... isn’t that great?!?

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I’ve done it twice. Walked on clouds for a couple hours after one session and felt humiliated after another. Two different kinds of yoga, I assume.
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And the rest are drinking, consuming pharmaceuticals, suffering from extreme anxiety, and contemplating a brief respite via a medically-induced coma. Maybe I’m projecting.
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