Gillum is mayor of Tallahassee. Press is trying hard to keep any possible stank off of their candidate by calling it the capital rather than have people draw any conclusions or make any connections.
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That is sadly true. Call it Tallahassee, then. A shooting in a peaceful place like a yoga studio is another sick irony, like mayhem visited on houses of worship.
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That statement is illogical behavior and senseless gaslighting..smdh
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I'm sure AP's next hot take will be an article blaming the yoga studio for not locking their doors.

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Then, Trump will tweet about the 'need for armed guards at yoga studios'. What were they thinking?
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Why not just say "Tallahassee"? Is this an actual AP rule?
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Everyone knows the capital is Orlando.
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I thought it was Key Largo. If it isn’t, it should be.
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It's Tallahassee
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Yes but Key Largo is funner.
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I just assumed it was wherever Jimmy Buffett happened to be at any given time.
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The real capital of Florida is Margaritaville, but it cannot be found on any earthly chart. It is accessible only to Bubba himself.
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Who gets angry in a yoga studio???
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Instructor kept them in crow pose WAY too long
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Why are you joking about this? Enough said. Do hope other decent people call you in your comment.
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It's called gallows humor. You laugh or you go mad with the futility of life.
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It's called *too soon*. It's called desensitization and normalization. It's called compassion. I have a very, very dark sense of humor. And I consider this embarrassingly bad. Like. Be dissappointed in yourselves.
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