BREAKING: Dow Jones Industrial Average jumps 500 points, or 2 percent, a day after a huge plunge erased its gains for the year.
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Investors be like: “I had two strokes this year, so I expect to be healthier than ever by January”
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Obama starts taking credit for the economy and the Dow suddenly plunges
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Keep pouring in your money fools. The Big bubble is coming!!! I can't wait to dance on Your Financial Graves . -.-
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buy the dip
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Cash grab for the holidays
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dead cats bounce all the time... sucker rally
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"The tide came in and the water went up today, and then the tide went out and the water went down. Some say the moon may be to blame. Other critics blame cheese."
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Let's get that last 100 points back. Stop stalling little market.
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