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    The Associated Press‏Verified account @AP 13 Sep 2018

    Self-colonoscopy study among winners of 2018 Ig Nobels.http://apne.ws/oV91Gkg 

    7:01 PM - 13 Sep 2018
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    • Maxwell Qian ⚪ Sara duongminhthanh Betherblue You Rebel Scum Richard Gagné Dr. Angie 📚 sas
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      2. Skeptic‏ @abqralph 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @AP

        Trump won a Nobel! His head is so far up his...

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      3. Scott‏ @scottk1350 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @abqralph @AP

        Needs more likes

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      1. James Nemec‏ @JamesNemec 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @AP

        I accidentally sat on a web cam and gave myself a colonoscopy. Where do I go to collect my prize?

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      1. Will™‏ @wsedas 13 Sep 2018
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        @j_ordan13 congrats

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      2. Randell Crouch‏ @rcrouch906 13 Sep 2018
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        Oh sure, when I do it everyone’s all “sir, if you don’t leave this Target immediately I’m calling the police”

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      3. Financially Embarrassed‏ @dwellyman 13 Sep 2018
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        You are shopping at the wrong #Target store.....

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      1. July June‏ @peas_out 13 Sep 2018
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        After reading, it was invented by a Japanese doctor in Japan. For children. Or so. No, this would not "fly" in USA. USA too obsessed with immorality. Forget it.

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      1. Lexophile‏ @punwithwordz 13 Sep 2018
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        If abusing a virtual voodoo doll to take revenge on your boss doesn’t work, proceed to Step 2: Write an anonymous op-ed in the New York Times.

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