Trump won a Nobel! His head is so far up his...
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Needs more likes
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I accidentally sat on a web cam and gave myself a colonoscopy. Where do I go to collect my prize?
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Oh sure, when I do it everyone’s all “sir, if you don’t leave this Target immediately I’m calling the police”
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You are shopping at the wrong
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After reading, it was invented by a Japanese doctor in Japan. For children. Or so. No, this would not "fly" in USA. USA too obsessed with immorality. Forget it.
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Wait what?
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If abusing a virtual voodoo doll to take revenge on your boss doesn’t work, proceed to Step 2: Write an anonymous op-ed in the New York Times.
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