JSON Bourne

@AMartinCastro

Software Engineer • Electronics Tinkerer • Outdoorsman • Meme Dad 💻 Having fun with my internet friends 🤖

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    28. sij

    Programmers be like I may have a short attention span, low impulse control, juvenile sense of humor, and mediocre executive functioning BUT Gimme 250k & coffee, put on a 10 hour loop of cartoon music and I'll do pixel puzzles on your money machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  2. 3. velj

    One of my favorite things about working with active military & vets is the culture of feedback. If I make a mistake I get, "You need to unf*ck this, now". There's just no time! It's a mission-focused mindset. Clear instructions with no tip-toeing around hard feedback. Amazing.

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  3. 1. velj

    Tesla's autopilot software doing its thing. Bonkers.

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    31. sij
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    You need people who love science/have experience in science, but also love design and who are willing to get paid lower than tech. Hard to find those people! Let me know if you know anybody, we’re in need of a Sr Designer.

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  5. 30. sij

    I talked to a designer friend and he said for his last 2 jobs they did one (1) phone screen, looked at his portfolio, one (1) on-site to make sure he wasn’t a spaz and... just hired him??? No screenshare? No take-home project? No live coding? 6 hour panel interview? Whaaaa?

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  6. 28. sij

    I am available for Programmer Humor® for my consulting rate of $125 per hour.

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  7. 26. sij

    Can you imagine being in the ICU and someone giving you a flower permanently entombed in a globe of formaldehyde?

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  8. 25. sij

    If you want to know what kind of person I am: One time a guest at my house accidentally ate dog treats that were on the coffee table, and rather than let him get mocked alone I immediately put dog treats in my mouth and ate them too.

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  9. 22. sij
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  10. 22. sij

    Doneski! Let’s do the dang thing.

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  11. 22. sij

    Mix, cheese, more sauce, rolled up, and ready to cook! And now I wait.

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  12. 22. sij

    My (not so) secret ingredient. This stuff absolutely slaps and it costs $1.43.

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  13. 22. sij

    Fried, chopped, and shredded.

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  14. 22. sij

    I save & freeze the bones to use for chukar broth. I try to use every single part of the animal that I can. I think that’s a Native American tradition that I heard a long time ago & really stuck with me. If I’m gonna kill a living being, I try to respect it by not wasting.

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  15. 22. sij

    All processed and ready to party. This takes a long time because I have to use surgical precision to remove every possible (lead) shotgun pellet. I don’t want to feel something crunch. Or get lead poisoning.

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  16. 22. sij

    If we’re doing Mexican food, we’re starting with some essentials.

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  17. 22. sij

    About 2 lbs of meat after the brine. Look at all that fat around the meat. These were really fat, happy, healthy birds that lived a wild free life and had plenty to eat.

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  18. 22. sij

    Dinner time baby. Time to turn these wild game chukar I killed into chukar taquitos!

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  19. 21. sij

    5 years ago today. Climbing a 1,000ft multipitch trad route in Red Rock Canyon National Park with 3 of my best friends. Simpler days!

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    Cuando me dicen que es un Fullstack developer, me imagino que así es:

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