Meanwhile, adults claim eminent domain over their children. Very helpful to the State, as it habituates new humans to the feeling of obfuscated enslavement as the natural mode of existence. (Ensuring only obscure pseudonymous neuroatypicals observe and object to the arrangement.)
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Hey now! Be patient, I'm only just catching up with my notifs and stuff. You want me to evaluate a link, which I will. I already quickskimmed it to gauge the time requirement; I'll get to it shortly
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But also, ye Doubting Thomas, explore this: 1—be typing in a text box 2—bump trackpad just right with your palm. laptop sees a tap. where is your cursor? 3—if it's anywhere but over the text field, your in-flight sentence becomes a series of rapid shortcut commands —>
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4—some places are more benign and you just navigate or jump or refresh and lose what you typed. but if you tapped on any tweet not your own, and a letter "U" is typed, bam, mute. 5—If that's the end of your sequence, you'll notice. If a nav command followed though, you will not
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As you might imagine, often as not, you have no way of knowing what sequence of events just happened. You just end up somewhere and your typing is gone. The rest, there's no practical way to know or discover. Yes, many single-letters are shortcuts. Yes, twitter is that retarded
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