Oh god I've got a splinter in my urethra. I think I have to go to the hospital, guys.
Replying to @carltonautism
Stick some tweezers up there and violently rip it out like a real man
2:56 AM - 28 Feb 2018
0 replies
0 retweets
1 like
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.