Last night I had a gross dream about soft drinks that felt oddly sexualized. My commitment against Big Carbo has been renewed.
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Replying to @strnglrk @sonyaellenmann
I've been having lots of nightmares lately where i give up on life and drink soda again
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Replying to @AbsurdNihilism @sonyaellenmann
This was the first one I've had. I've drank nothing but milk, coffee, water and home made fruit smoothies for about 5 months now. I don't know how to explain it other than the obvious. Demons.
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Replying to @strnglrk @AbsurdNihilism
Have y'all not heard of diet soda
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Replying to @sonyaellenmann @AbsurdNihilism
There can be no peaceable reconciliation with the glucose and sodium menace. Separation is the only answer.
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Sodium is not that bad
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You pee most of it out
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I'm trying to be sweet pee.
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Sell it to rich idiots or druggies
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Commoditised sweet pee is no longer sweet.
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Gross
12:54 PM - 13 Oct 2018
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