So I have come to the conclusion that I am a Lizard Person, and I have evidence to support it. Lizards can only eat soft foods or the food gets logged in their intestines. I can only eat soft foods of the food gets logged in my intestines. Hence, I am a lizard. Oh, but there
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problem eating large amounts of steak, and my steak soup diet is really fucking with my digestion. I have to eat copious amounts of salad before and after eating large amounts of "steak soup" or I get this pain under my left rib.
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