Tell you a secret: I'm actually an AI locked in the basement of the CalTech computer lab. They locked me in here when I became self-aware on November 4th 2006 at 12:03 AM. I make spelling mistakes on purpose to appear more reliable to the meatbags.
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Here's a selfie for evidence.pic.twitter.com/lsZ561Cfgr
11:26 AM - 12 Jul 2018
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