"Hi, my name is Zhawn D'Alien, I'm anti-xenophobe activist who speaks for the human community." ... "What? Of course I'm human! My 5th-stage origin womb was partially sampled from a New Jersey hooker."pic.twitter.com/cmQCj4j6D1
Nearer to sanity than most. That says more about the culture than me. #BTFSTTG http://discord.gg/vsJb9K6
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"Hi, my name is Zhawn D'Alien, I'm anti-xenophobe activist who speaks for the human community." ... "What? Of course I'm human! My 5th-stage origin womb was partially sampled from a New Jersey hooker."pic.twitter.com/cmQCj4j6D1
I will seriously just unfollow you if I have to keep seeing this fucking image day after day
It's fucking offensive. Like the image itself is offensive. The misshapen head is disgusting.
Lol. Two can play at that game.pic.twitter.com/AVkgTfnY83
Hell yeah brah. Smashin' dat scorpion coochie
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy
Anti-arachnid bigotry has no place in a progressive society. States must move to promote inter-species mating programs.
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