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@ALostrich

Please don't confuse our tweets with real news. Because that would be awful. Awfully hilarious.

Walker County, Alabama
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 30

    BREAKING: Melania Trump launches crusade to end cyber-bullying with presentation in the Oval Office

    2 replies 27 retweets 76 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    DEVELOPING: Guntersville man wearing confederate flag t-shirt ironically celebrates Independence Day.

    69 retweets 169 likes
  3. Jul 3

    Good thing he clarified these were for adults only. Those titles are very misleading.

    5 replies 11 retweets 47 likes
  4. Jul 3

    BE ADVISED: Beer and fireworks don't mix. You'll need at least 190 proof moonshine.

    3 replies 48 retweets 112 likes
  5. Jul 2

    It ain't enough to have 39 TV shows, now this dude has his own bacon.

    9 replies 22 retweets 92 likes
  6. Jul 1

    I think God sent all of our rain prayers during the drought to voicemail last year, and now He's quickly answering all of them at once.

    1 reply 111 retweets 244 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    It feels like this could be true too!

    5 retweets 4 likes
  8. Jun 30

    BREAKING: The Sipsey Fork River Race has been moved to Viking Drive in Jasper.

    1 reply 6 retweets 19 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    From : Melania Trump kicks off anti-bullying campaign in White House

    6 replies 8 retweets 28 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    I'm sure this week's column will ruffle some feathers, so to speak.

    7 retweets 9 likes
  11. Jun 29

    BREAKING: Walt Maddox announces exploratory committee to possibly consider a potential opportunity but only if you're cool with it.

    2 replies 5 retweets 45 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    The Conception of Sen. Strange smells of corruption

    9 retweets 30 likes
  13. Jun 28

    I found another one of those fake Time covers on the wall at Horse Creek Golf Course.

    2 replies 40 retweets 119 likes
  14. Jun 28

    Having a bad week? I think the guy with the white truck has you beat.

    4 replies 35 retweets 95 likes
  15. Jun 26

    News: "The tick that gives people red meat allergy is spreading across the country." Me:

    3 replies 48 retweets 94 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 25

    What to do this summer? Well, the Running of the Bubbas, of course! The guide to Alabama summer fun:

    1 reply 18 retweets 13 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 24

    As long as we're making up things to do this summer, a Shelby town hall! The guide to Alabama summer fun:

    1 reply 20 retweets 31 likes
  18. Jun 24

    The Walker County Snapchat map is exactly what you think it'd be: fires, muddin, and everyone hanging out in the Walmarts.

    1 reply 28 retweets 102 likes
  19. Jun 24

    Whoever is trying to use their brain in Winston County needs to cut it out.

    3 replies 70 retweets 208 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 24

    Looking for some (maybe not so real) things to do in Alabama this summer? Check out the 's guide!

    3 retweets 5 likes

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