BREAKING NEWS: NEWS ANCHOR DON LEMON SAYS GUM IS NOT CANDY
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It’s true. He stopped looking at himself in the mirror for 1/10th of a second, said “Gum is not candy” then went back to admiring himself again
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HE EATS ONE SQUARE OF 99% DARK CHOCOLATE "FOR HEALTH REASONS" AND THEN PUTS IT AWAY
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