Meant to post the top comment as well because it cracked* me up (*pun not intended)pic.twitter.com/GnbLf2vdGR
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Meant to post the top comment as well because it cracked* me up (*pun not intended)pic.twitter.com/GnbLf2vdGR
honestly ? euthanize then ex
This.....well I expected a shitty parenting Easter story if I'm honest.
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whatever demon is laying those purplish-pink eggs must be adorable
I’m wondering if she means the almost maroon looking Maran eggs. If so, yes they’re adorns.pic.twitter.com/ExEg90JCbu
I used to work inbound customer service for a payment processor and one time a lady called to ask me how to help her hide the fact that she bought a $100 chicken bc it lays green eggs and I loved her and I really hope it was this lady
This is one of those situations that’s great but you’ll also never forget it.
NTA. Deliver them by projectile next time perhaps?
I really need to stop reading these posts before I’ve had coffee
I’m not even fully functioning yet, girl, and we’re dealing with this. We deserve awards.
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