Tweetovi
- Tweetovi, trenutna stranica.
- Tweetovi i odgovori
- Medijski sadržaj
Blokirali ste korisnika/cu @ADHDeanASL
Jeste li sigurni da želite vidjeti te tweetove? Time nećete deblokirati korisnika/cu @ADHDeanASL
-
Prikvačeni tweet
Shitposting, but in real life with words spoken aloud to people face to face.
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
Who needs reality tv when you can watch two strangers flirt at the gym?
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
When all your plants suddenly die and you scramble to figure out what to grow, remember that it’s not a crisis, it’s a cropportunity.
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
My 3 year old, who doesn’t notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
“It’s All Good In The Hood” - No it’s not - Who still says hood? - You fucking liar “Everything Hurts In The Universe” - Much more accurate - Life is pain - Hannah take me back, I can change - Hannah, please
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
[Reading the letters on the vision chart] Me: O-I-C -haha that's clever what you did there Optometrist: wtf? no, you're not even facing the right direction
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
her: now give me your sexy look me:pic.twitter.com/2OQMgtm7UB
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
Me: *holding marsupial* I'm getting in some real koala-ty time [Later] Coroner: we've never seen one of these gentle creatures punch clean through someone's pelvis before
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
wish the surgeon who said I'd be lucky to walk again could see the two miles i just walked.
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
His palms are spaghetti Knees weak, arms spaghetti He’s a doll I made out of cooked spaghetti
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
Things I've swallowed: -food - my pride -drinks -semen - the emotional lump in my throat -saliva -insects -pussy juice -probs a few stray pubes but I will not swallow your bullshit
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
I want Alexa to ask me about the weather. I’d like to be the one who knows things for a change
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
gooooob morning. i’ve made a list. of the things i’d like to happen today 3. pancakes 9. nice walk. with limited running 5. nap in the sun 5. pancakes 2. a little snuggle
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
Shhhhhhhhh. Nothing else on the internet matters today.pic.twitter.com/PTknpaMttB
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
[at the gym] guy: bro turn that down me: [blasting baby shark in my airpods] no. not this time
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
We're seven episodes deep into a new show on Netflix and we're still referring to characters as "Mr. Mustache" and "The Guy with the Hat" because we're too lazy and stupid to memorize a few names.
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
My girlfriend and I have a debate about who is bendier, because she's dancer bendy and I'm martial arts bendy and combined we are Captain Planet
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
Miraculously, 12k of you follow me & I like the number 12 since it’s a multiple of 3, so lets celebrate accounts that under 3k. If you are 3k & under, drop a tweet from you &/or one from a friend under 3k. If you’re over, still feel free to drop a tweet from an under 3k friend.pic.twitter.com/cW88cf2W5m
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
wife: our tax refund was so much lower than i expected. me: nothing is lower than i expect. wife: did we do something wrong? me: i do everything wrong. wife: me: probably something with exemptions.
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
3 year old threw herself across her dad’s lap. Her face was covered in peanut butter and she kept yelling “I WANNA COLOR.” Then she cried. Then she wanted a hug. Then she took off her shirt and yelled about how hot it was. Who needs drunken nights out when you’ve got toddlers?
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
ADHDean proslijedio/la je Tweet
i’m just here to find out how many moments of weakness one person can have in a day
Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi
Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
Twitter je možda preopterećen ili ima kratkotrajnih poteškoća u radu. Pokušajte ponovno ili potražite dodatne informacije u odjeljku Status Twittera.