He’s actually the greatest human being at everything to ever exist ever. Did you know that? Better than Jesus, Gandhi, Einstein, Divinci, Michelangelo, even greater than Alexander the Great...and he has the word Great right in his name!!!
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The phrase " winner winner chicken dinner" was based on Trump. Did you know that? Also, Trump was the first human in history to give birth to his parents. THE FIRST IN HISTORY. When God said "let there be light," He asked Trump's permission first. Seriously. This is all TRUE.
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A couple more things though, Incase you didn’t know. He ghost wrote every Eminem and Kendrick Lamar album. Landed on the moon 300yrs before Armstrong. Created Latin. Took over for Jesus during the crusifixion and can play the harmonica with his eyebrows. Facts.
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You know, I read about his valiant self sacrifice for Christ in the "real" Bible. But, did you know that Trump was the original Brahman in ancient India? He actually discovered Nirvana, both the divine union with the universal self AND THE FREAKING BAND. Both of them, one guy!!
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Amazing! His singing voice is angelic, his breath smells of lavender, EVEN AFTER EATING A TUNA SANDWICH, on a dare, he allowed "the most interesting man in the world" to be interesting, he invented walking, and best of all . . . he's the LEAST RACIST BIGGOT WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
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Hahahaha. He Stopped an astroid from destroying earth while hitting a hole in zero at the same time. His suits are made from angel wings. He walked around the entire planet with no feet, then grew them back with his mind. He’s a great man.
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By law he can only be described with superlatives, "great" is not a great enough word to describe him He is the "best." He is ALWAYS the best. In each of his weddings, he was his own best man, making him the BEST best man. He is even better than himself, which is truly hard to do
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How can he not know how awful this sounds??
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It’s the idealized reflection in the water that they want to be seen as by otherspic.twitter.com/mFLKVwTxDr
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It's not working.
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People with personality disorders legitimately do not have the parts of themselves to see that they are deficient. It is sad, but also infuriating
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Yes. And almost impossible to treat.
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That is because most psychotherapy is about treating symptoms, that’s why these were on a separate axis for so long. These are not symptoms but deficits. There is a separate way to treat and/or manage personality disorders which is effective.
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This is freaking adorable. I LOVE rats. just not the one in the White House
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Well, just a couple weeks ago Hatch took a pair of invisible glasses off his head and placed them on the desk in front of him. So......
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God damn it... I'm in the supermarket. I laughed loudly aloud and now people think I'm insane. WORTH IT!

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Next time, laugh loudly right before you reach the check-out line; let's see how fast the cashier gets
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