We've overbooked this flight we'll need two volunteers to fight to the death and thank you for flying united
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Two men enter. One man leaves.
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Both join the mile high fight club
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Fwiw - In 35 years I have yet to meet a man in a Hawaiian shirt that isn't at least four gin and tonics deep.
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United Airlines new way of dealing with overbooking issues.
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I was on a flight and a hockey game broke out!
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Dude came back to get socked in the face again lol.
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If the airlines want civility on planes they should stop treating people like cattle for profit. This is ridiculous
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Agree flying is like riding a city bus these days.
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The Wright brothers would b kickin us all in groin if they heard us complain about how bad the 40,000 ft high, 5hr flight was from CA to FL
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Wtf is wrong with people
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I'd have to say the guy in the flower shirt probably lost that round.
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They were fighting for the only empty seat. New policy by airlines: Hunger-games style to see who gets to stay on the plane.
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1st rule about united airlines you don't talk about united airlines
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Well the guy in the Hawaiian shirt can't fight worth shit. Throw one punch collect two or three in return. Losing proposition.
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