Goddammit! Can this day get any better?! FUCKIN-A!! RT @ABC: Man without colon successfully swims across Lake Erie
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@ABC: Man without colon successfully swims across Lake Erie" you need a colon to swim? At least Lake Erie is one big toiletThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@AccidentalP AP headline?“@ABC: Man without colon successfully swims across Lake Erie http://abcn.ws/11ZWlzK ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ABC: Man without colon successfully swims across Lake Erie http://abcn.ws/11ZWlzK ” pretty sure this should be an onion articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ABC@SusanDJames fantastic , great news ... I'll tell everybody I knowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ABC: Man without colon successfully swims across Lake Erie http://abcn.ws/11ZWlzK ” NO SHIT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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