“Proportionally appropriate” is a stereotype.
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Yeah just stay away from that poultry with "back legs!" Someone gave us these and the caption is creepy, didn't know chickens could have back legs.pic.twitter.com/xCPvWrIEQL
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Nooooo! I want my 27 pound Turkey!!pic.twitter.com/l8MrXo6zzV
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If you’re not making enough turkey to have lots of leftovers, you’re doing it wrong.
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I guess the big turkeys got lucky this year!
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Small turkey: "Darn! I wish I hadn't gone on that diet!"
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People! Demand the big turkeys! Leftovers! Soup! Turkey salad! And, there's always the freezer.
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I'm still getting that 25# turkey! My Thanksgiving will last a week.
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