I didn't choose between the rotten apple and spoiled milk in 2016... but dammit, I'm drinking the whole damn glass this go around.
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On the plus side milk is pasteurized so even if it spoiled it wouldn't kill you unlike the bacteria and micro toxins in a rotten apple.
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Yeah, but it's such a great resource for the comedians and late-night talk show hosts.
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Go get them Joe , your the best we can be
When your elected President 

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Florida’s always tight
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