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It's a bit exaggerated.
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"This disease was such a horror, they had to test me several times to confirm I had it."
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Hmm I thought she wore her mask all the time
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The mask prevents it from spreading to others more than catching it. The point of the mask isn’t to inoculate yourself from catching it, but to reduce the risk of spreading it. It’s extremely contagious no matter how many precautions you take.
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Seriously?
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Did she die?
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