That first sparkler is the saddest sparkler I've ever seen. Here, Johnny. Have a burning stick. Don't put it too close to your sister.
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Lol! It’s definitely dangerous to allow yourself to be burned or to connect a zip line to your forehead so as to guide a bottle rocket into your eye.
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I swear, I have to tell my kids every year to tie the end of the zipline to the propane tank. It's much steadier than their head.
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That little sister is a bit*h holding that sparkler on her so long
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The watermelon blowing up is just going to inspire people...
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Lesson learned. Stay away from mannequins with sparklers!
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If your kid hasn't listened to don't play with fire you will get burned then don't give them fireworks. You see fire, it is right in the name.
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To be fair most things burn if you apply direct fire to them.
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Well who just stands there lighting each other on fire for 5 minutes without moving?
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