You mean he actually worked out the night
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Am I the only one who saw the image of the person and the first thought was "Jim Carrey" before reading anything or opening the tweet to read?
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thought this was an onion article
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Same. Double-taked
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Guess they don’t have motion sensors for the alarm system.....
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So, this is news? Nothing really "thought worthy" there. Gees, my dishwasher flooded my kitchen floor today, and we replaced it. Give me thought worthy news!
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Check the women's bathroom for cameras, or in the urinals.
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Kids locked in cages on the border, but some how this received coverage today.
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Oh gawed!
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