He should have used the last little bit of salt to slow him down.
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A MAC Truck creams him at the bottom of the driveway.
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Wait, what? Hold on, I gotta share my version.

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Creative until he cracks his head open.
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Now he just has to do that like 500 more times
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Really? This is "news" Shane on you ABC.
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Well, it's going to take a really long time if that's what he thinks is the beat way to do it.
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Slide right into the street and get hit by a truck
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