What?! They don’t protect from grenades and meteors? Huh - useless!
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They also hinder the ability to hear what’s going on around you. I grew up skiing without a helmet and my biggest complaint about wearing one is I can’t hear other skiers around me which also creates a safety hazard.
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Just like seat belts cannot prevent all car crash injuries!
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Duh
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Full body armor? Strap on airbags? Parachutes for the unexpected cliff?
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AND? What would the press like the nanny-state to do?
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Being wrapped in Bubble wrap won’t save you from falling out of a plane either.
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