I’m allergic to bullshit so I guess I board before everybody.
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Allergies?? that will be all passengers.. Everyone has one type of allergy.



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@AmericanAir I love you but it’s getting ridiculous with the early boarding. Over 20 people boarded early on my flight last week - because they were over 60.4 put their bags in first class so they didn’t have to carry it on disembarkment. I’ve worked my tail off for EP. stop thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why not just stop serving nuts? I mean, are peanuts such a gourmet snack that we need them on every flight? There are far tastier options.
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I don't think they've served nuts for years. But passengers bring on their own food too. I ate a Kind bar on an AA flight this week. IMO it's a good thing for people with serious allergies. But you just know some selfish knuckleheads are going to fake it for early boarding.
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Anyone can say they have an allergy. Are they going to ask for proof.
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I'm allergic to this ridiculous bullshit from our society of participation trophy babies.
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Why so they can be in closed air longer?
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@1MikeMcCandless how many Very Important Men are suddenly going to have allergies?
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There is an additional surcharge of $10 plus tax per allergy.
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Allergic to what? other people? Nobody likes boarding last
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So I can get on early if I’m allergic to bullshit?
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?que?
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...and suddenly everyone has peanut allergies...
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I bet they all clapped for one another at the end of the meeting where this decision was made.
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What about passengers with explosive diarrhea?
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Hmmmmm....achew
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