Weird how Jesus didn’t prevent the fire in the first place
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I had a box of crayons survive a house fire once. What. A. Miracle.
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In other news: A toilet survived in a local housefire. All hail the holy toilet.
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If the painting were made of the same materials, sure. You're so clever.
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My neighbours once had a fire in the kitchen, and a towelrack and a towel hanging on it survived, while loads of cabinets had been destroyed. Is there anything significant about those towels now?
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God has a plan for us
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No ABC news. Don’t report nonsense like this. The correct headline should be “Lightning stikes building which burns due to faulty grounding. Some items survive. Some do not”.
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So, a building with a rich history and historic significance is totally destroyed but a crappy painting of fake-white Jesus survives and people think its miraculous? Sounds more like God is in a smiting mood to me...
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And churches never lie. *sarcasm* That painting wasn’t located in the basement, or in the minister’s car. Ffs, people are too easy to be bamboozled by religion.
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When God literally burns down your church with lightning and you’re like “Yay! It’s a miracle. We still have this painting of white Jesus!” ... You might be missing the larger picture.
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Nice of God to save the painting. Too bad he destroyed the church
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So you've decided to accuse God of burning down a church. Its your funeral.
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Um.... You’re saying this God is powerful enough to save a painting… But he’s not powerful enough to just stop the fire in the first place?
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Yet actual Jesus Christ could not prevent the fire?
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Jesus is NOT white.
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