And oddly, he still can’t find a partner!!
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He’s spent so much money he had to give up smoking. Now he has to Chewbacca
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He’s hoping to find someone like Princess Leya ... so her hair doesn’t Hang So-Low!!! I’ll get me coat!!
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Star Wars is a dog, and Disney is an emotionally distant dad, see? Fans are the abused wife and you normals are little Tim. We all just left on vacation, only Dad left our dog tied to the back bumper for the whole ride and now it's a leash and some gristle. RIP Star Wars.pic.twitter.com/PmnMqdeRdo
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I guess what I'm saying to you, media, is to bury the dog. It's dead. DAD KILLED THE DOG. Let's all just try to move on and forget the gruesome scene behind the car.
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#StarWars ...still never watched the movie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This man is has never been with a woman.
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Ranch O-So-Lonely
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