If there’s a crazy story around, you can bet $1,000 the story ends with “... and it was in Florida.”
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Or begins with, “A Florida Man...”
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Why not just make it their new pet? Why all the terror? It looks adorable!
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komodo dragons have venom lol
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Even more adorable then! You don't have to try to sell me on them. I'm already sold!

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Puppy!
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Someone obviously didn't secure their pen or released the animal after not being able to care for it. Just call animal control to take care of the animal without harming it.
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Ron DeSamtis knocking on doors, beware folks he’s hitting the campaign trail!
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...monitor lizard tastes like chicken. Just saying.
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that's a Komodo smh
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No Komodo Dragons, Varanus komodoensis, in Fla. It's the world's largest monitor lizard. But Fla. does have several varanus sp., including the Nile monitor, Varanus niloticus, which gets over six feet long. Yes, people in Fla. known to eat them...
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You say “Terrorizing.” I say “Hyperbole.”
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You say terror, I say Florida.
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That’s AWESOME
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