Slow day at abc. Are yall hiring?
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..perhaps you could appreciate a good story.

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Really. A mother and baby killed in gaza strip by jews amongst other really important life changing events but a dog in a hat gets published. Ok. I will let my 5 yr old get entertained by that story. Im sure hell use it while he takes a dump.
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Congratulations to you both Job well done Such a great story
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Wait.. what how much did the dog take out in student loans
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We're thinking of registering ours as a service dog because she's just so smart
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