Scooter... it was a scooter. Stop trying to make it sound more than it was 

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Falls under the “Who gives two shits” category.......
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Pretty sure it was a moped. But who’s counting, anyway?pic.twitter.com/NrLkPTaiIv
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I can't see what's so great about this Dude. He's an anti-American-malcontent, a slobbering Liberal, his movies STINK, and he's always looked like an old, burned-out, Bowery Drunkard. What is up with running to Theatre to see this old fart?
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It was a scooter and he's fine
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Making Italy Great Again?
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Yes because this is the news the world wants to hear... People get hurt everyday!
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Twins are walking now!
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I bet he looked incredibly handsome and cool as he was launched from his bike.pic.twitter.com/FB01DnOM0G
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Dipshit doesn’t know how to ride a motorcycle?
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AARP recommendation is for seniors to ride scooters not motorcycles
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Was he able to diagnose and tell you how to fix whatever he needed?!?
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Who cares? Clooney is about as relevant as the dog turd I stepped in this morning
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Couldn’t happen to a better guy
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