That squirrel can carry a donut with its mouth and not break it but if I hold my donut in my mouth for a second to pour a drink I’m picking up its pieces off of the floor. Oh teach me your ways Great Squirrel!
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Lucky they didn't shoot him
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Can we talk about the obesity problem in the squirrel population
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@camilaface97 Ariana grande ya anda de delincuente -
Si como ya se va a casar se cree La Niña
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Squirrel Lives Matter
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I’m pretty sure that donut was a Krispy Kreme.
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Can squirrels have chocolate?
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The most Bradley thing I’ve ever seen
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Just so we’re clear, egregious actions like this will result in one of our furry friends in lock up!
#ZeroTolerance
But, truthfully, you can’t blame the little guy. #DonutsAreOurLifeBlood

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Could it be the cutest most wanted perpetrator.
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The Weight Watchers use stealthy methods to keep people on their point system
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hahaha!
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This squirrel is braver than the troops
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That was a fast get away lol

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Too bad we didn't see the part where the officer riddled him with bullets
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