This is the most NY thing I have ever seen
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“I’M PADDLING HEEERE!”
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I’m happy the world is still a weird place in non-terrifying ways too
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The hustle, the ambition, the dedication.
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Wonder how much it was for paddle board parking...
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a toll booth is in the making..
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this would be a seinfeld episode

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@kristin_annetta this would prob get you to nyc quicker than NJ transit lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He is, perhaps without knowing it, a great advertisement for life insurance.
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@MalloryDirks Is this your new way of getting around?
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I’m screaming he has his bag with him this is incredible
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He. Is. A. Legend.

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NY rush hour will do this to you

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Those are rough waters to be paddle boarding in. Realistically he'd be soaking wet by the time he got to his meeting. IMO this is a stunt, not real.
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Wait…what…suited n booted as well?! My hero
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