Adam Bash 

@theadambash

Creator and voice of . Storyteller on . ½ of (he/him)

Your dreams, soon your car.
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Born February 05
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Jun 2018

    2012: Why is the future always depicted as a dystopia in every work of sci-fi? 2018: Oh.

    9 replies 63 retweets 259 likes
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  2. 21 hours ago

    Just watched Shang Chi. Updated list of Marvel heroes sorted by likability: 1) Shang Chi 2) Peter Parker 3) Husky Thor 4) Scott Lang . . . . . 271) Tony Stark

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  3. Oct 6

    Never has an app so misread my thoughts about it.

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  4. Oct 1

    Shit, did someone remember to wake up the dude from Green Day?

    1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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  5. Sep 28

    You see when you cut a steak in half it's called...

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    Me, cutting my steak in half before cooking it, disappointed in the fact that I've been grilling meat for 20+ years and still can't cook a thick steak evenly. 🎶I should be over all the butterflies🎶
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  6. Sep 28

    Me, cutting my steak in half before cooking it, disappointed in the fact that I've been grilling meat for 20+ years and still can't cook a thick steak evenly. 🎶I should be over all the butterflies🎶

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  7. Retweeted
    Sep 26

    If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked in a really long time there’s probably a reason so let’s keep that going.

    8 replies 9 retweets 102 likes
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  8. Sep 26

    After YEARS of asking, I've finally agreed to let my son Jackson start his own YouTube channel (with a lot of safety restrictions.) If you gave his first video a watch or like I know it would make his day.

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  9. Sep 23

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 22

    This will forever be funny

    118 replies 12,757 retweets 81,447 likes
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  11. Sep 22

    Me, having existed on Twitter for 13 years: Twitter:

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 21

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    653 replies 17,030 retweets 48,148 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    Sep 20

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  14. Sep 18

    Me: The internet is a terrible place where nothing good happens. The internet, occasionally: Have this.

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    😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀 “ what happened ? “ 😂😂😂😂💀
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 14

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  16. Sep 14

    I used to fall asleep to this album as a kid and I honestly had no idea what it was all about. It got way better as I got older, and it's still a one way ticket to wallowing in hopeless ennui. Anyway I love it so much. Anna Begins will always be my favorite unrequited love song.

    28 YEARS. Debate which song on the record is best in the comments.
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  17. Sep 14

    Such a loss. The ultimate comedian's comedian.

    BREAKING: Norm MacDonald has died "after a long and private battle with cancer" The influential comedian and former 'SNL' Weekend Update anchor was 61
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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    Vicks is just spicy vasoline

    104 replies 1,962 retweets 11,490 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 13
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    Hmm. I could listen to what doctors and other medical professionals are saying based on data involving millions of people, or I could listen to what Nicki Minaj says her cousin told her about his friend. However can I reconcile these two nearly equally good choices?

    234 replies 172 retweets 3,983 likes
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  20. Sep 11

    Played a one shot tonight where my character, Randy Widdlebootz, was a drunken monk fairy who got expelled from bard's college. My biggest success was playing the whole game as fairy Matthew McConaughey and having the DM () clock the impression. McConaughfey. 🧚‍♂️

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