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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

    12 replies 8 retweets 44 likes
  2. 22 minutes ago

    no one at CNN cares about the optics of running this story the way they did. They want their boot on the neck of half this country

    CNN’s Camerota thrilled Wrestling GIF guy was tracked down and apologized
    1 reply 1 retweet
  3. 52 minutes ago

    This entire ordeal shows that so many journalists are in this business for the power

    Need to point out again HanAssholeSolo is a middle aged man. People claiming he's 15 are wrong. Some are intentionally spreading this.
    1 reply 4 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    The mainstream media is like the mafia. If you go after a made man, you'll suffer the rest of your life.

    Replying to @KFILE
    This was someone who shared an image of CNN reporters' face with Stars of David next them.
    2 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
  5. 11 hours ago

    So you want his life ruined because he went after one of your coworkers? You think this is justice?

    Replying to @KFILE
    This was someone who shared an image of CNN reporters' face with Stars of David next them.
    2 retweets 11 likes
  6. 12 hours ago

    Guys it's really important you watch this

    4 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  7. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Remember to tell yourself, "My terrible fireworks photo is marginally less terrible than everyone else's"

    1 reply 11 retweets 40 likes
  8. 20 hours ago

    Happy Fourth fuckers

    3 replies 9 retweets 62 likes
  9. 22 hours ago

    America rules

    1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

    2 replies 3 retweets 18 likes
  11. Jul 3

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

    2 replies 3 retweets 18 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 3
    Replying to

    Can't fairly judge Kim on this one considering how I'm going to be spending tomorrow.

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. Jul 3

    not gonna lie if i had a bunch of missiles id be launching that shit left and right

    North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea.....
    5 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  14. Jul 3

    She says this now but I guarantee she gleefully mocked Romney and will vote for any Dem in the future who values diplomacy over action

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    2 replies 1 like
  15. Jul 3

    Opening my DMs was the best decision I ever made

    5 replies 11 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 3
    Replying to

    Isn't it Rahm's job to educate Chicago public HS kids to be able get a job and/or go to college. Dude shd fix schools & stop gun crimes.

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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    Jul 3
    Replying to

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    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Jul 3

    That's fucking absurd. Under this requirement, I wouldn't have even graduated (and I barely did as is). Most 25 year olds have no plan.

    Chicago will impose a new and unusual requirement to graduate high school: a job or an acceptance letter
    4 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
  19. Jul 3

    Isn't the fucking point of Israel to give Jews a homeland, free from acts of discrimination and violence?

    Israeli leaders exploit horrible acts of anti-Semitism to encourage Jews to move to Israel. Judaism ≠ Zionism Anti-Zionism ≠ Anti-Semitism
    12 likes
  20. Jul 3

    Wtf I love Macron now

    So… Macron is basically a neoreactionary?
    2 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 2

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