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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

    12 replies 8 retweets 44 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    I wrote a story critical of CNN and 's reporting. I stand by my criticism of the network, but I'm horrified by any abuse he's facing.

    2 replies 9 likes
  3. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    liberals can't win elections at home so they desperately obsess over fake snubs abroad for little victories

    0:08
    Folks, Poland's first lady did not diss Trump's handshake attempt. She was looking at Melania, shook her hand, then shook Trump's. Stop.
    2 retweets 10 likes
  4. 15 hours ago

    Surely you'd realize that you belong to one of the most disliked families in the United States and all your posturing is ironic. Surely.

    Wait, what? Surely Trump meant the Warsaw ghetto (way station to Treblinka death camp) was "evil" NOT the uprising against the Nazis. Surely
    1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
  5. 15 hours ago

    liberals can't win elections at home so they desperately obsess over fake snubs abroad for little victories

    0:08
    Folks, Poland's first lady did not diss Trump's handshake attempt. She was looking at Melania, shook her hand, then shook Trump's. Stop.
    2 retweets 10 likes
  6. Retweeted
    16 hours ago
    Replying to

    I like that this guy says Donald terrorizes journalists when in reality he just trolls them into terrorizing citizens – at Castle De Garbage

    1 retweet 5 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 5
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    SHUT UP BITCH!!!! -aDMIN

    8 replies 141 retweets 940 likes
  8. Jul 5

    Jfc can you imagine?

    2 replies 3 likes
  9. Jul 5

    Federalist Papers: Waste of time if you ask me tbh

    My view: if you have something to say online, you should sign your name. If you won’t sign your name, you shouldn’t say it.
    1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Guys it's really important you watch this

    9 replies 14 retweets 41 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    "Such a disturbing caveat from a major news outlet shouldn’t be taken lightly." --

    10 replies 33 retweets 60 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    "It’s a disturbing new precedent for a major media outlet."

    10 replies 56 retweets 80 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    the sum total of the world's knowledge

    2 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  14. Jul 5

    Yeah but my content is good

    Replying to @SaysSimonson
    2 likes
  15. Jul 5

    Followed a bunch of jocks from my hometown on Instagram and like half their pictures are just them playing high school lacrosse

    3 replies 11 likes
  16. Jul 5

    me when the right starts finally considering the power dynamics of big companies versus the individual

    5 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    "the power dynamic in the MSM's relationship with the public is ... thoroughly one-sided," writes

    11 replies 38 retweets 58 likes
  18. Jul 5

    the sum total of the world's knowledge

    2 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  19. Jul 5

    Today in "Headlines I Wish Didn't Exist"

    How a GOP congressman got the holocaust backwards.
    1 reply 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    the Tomi Lahren/Chelsea Handler debate is McGregor vs. Mayweather for people who say "it's wine o'clock"

    95 replies 4,198 retweets 17,974 likes
  21. Jul 5

    Here's me at on the latest drama

    5 replies 5 retweets 16 likes

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