Topanga McBride

@reallifetopanga

Yes, like Boy Meets World. Strategic marketing account manager - ag & food specialty. AZ born CO raised KS educated. agcomm/agecon grad. Narcoleptic.

Manhattan, KS
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  1. Retweeted
    Nov 12

    U.S. elevation map, tiled. Source:

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  2. Oct 14

    After binging all the former seasons of in quarantine, I'm so excited to start the new season tonight. I've introduced my sister to it, and now we have a new dream of competing in it together. I sure hope there comes a day where that's possible again.

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  3. Sep 17

    This is the best response I've ever received to my name 🥰

    I know we have never met and you just started following me and this may be horribly rude so if you unfollow me I understand but I love your name because I have a heifer named Topanga. 😂 sorry, I had to share.
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  4. Sep 10

    Hit a new level of desperation in the times of COVID-19: I VOLUNTARILY ran portions of my walk today. I don't know the last time I ran at all, let alone by choice. My brain just said that was the best way to remember I exist amongst the world.

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  5. Aug 30

    I just want a huge canvas over my fireplace in big, flowy cursive that says "Quotes are not home decor."

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    Aug 29

    During chemo there were days I couldn’t get off the couch. Idk how you film a movie. He’s an actual superhero.

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  7. Aug 25

    I'm very thankful for the friends who can make a 2-hour phone conversation fly by, even if we haven't talked one-on-one in a year. We all wish we kept up more with each other - embrace that we're all juggling a lot, and make the moments that do happen count. 💙

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    If you're heartbroken about the and would like to donate to help out, here's a list of donation centers. *I earn no money from any of these donation centers nor for website visits*.

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  9. Aug 15

    And for a moment, I'm in high school again, crying on my couch at 1 a.m. after marathoning the Twilight saga movies in their entirety, escaping 2020 for a few fleeting hours of nostalgia where all that mattered was if you were or .

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  10. Aug 11

    Also, Nicole is the doppelgänger of my therapist and talks like her too, but that just ups her credibility.

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  11. Aug 11

    This is why & are hands down the most underrated chef personalities out there today. Cooking shouldn't be about the most expensive ingredients or the perfect technique. I'd follow their advice over everyone else (with exception to AB).

    got ROASTED for his "Ultimate Grilled Cheese" amidst a feud with . See Gordon's sandwich here:
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  12. Aug 5

    We've been doing video calls since March. If you're going to join from a tablet, please set it on a surface and not on your lap — no one wants a crotch-level, angled up view during a meeting.

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    Jul 30

    Hey Mr. President - is COVID dangerous or not? If it's not dangerous enough for you to encourage our country to wear a mask and to rein in your supporters who think it's a conspiracy, then it's definitely not dangerous enough to delay the election. Can't have it both ways, man.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    🏔 C O L O R A D O 🏔 that’s it. that’s the tweet.

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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 22

    You want a REAL CONSPIRACY, people? Think about this: the world started going to shit at EXACTLY the same time it was announced THE OFFICE was leaving .

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    Jul 20

    I made these parody food magazine covers for Eater five entire years ago and they’re still fresh as a newborn daisy

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  17. Jul 17

    This is just baffling and terrifying.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    Normalize pineapple on pizza. Normalize pineapple on pizza. Normalize pineapple on pizza. Normalize pineapple on pizza. Normalize pineapple on pizza. Normalize pineapple on pizza.

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    Jul 8

    Dear USA, the inventor of the N95 masks, our number 1 resource in the fight against coronavirus, was developed by an international student! Peter Tsai came to the US in 1981 as an international student, at !! This is the genius community u r attacking right now. 😑

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  20. Jul 3

    How Midwesterners feel about ranch is how I feel about sour cream.

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