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For the longest time I thought the definition of 'anal retentive' was 'someone who likes to hide things in their fartbox.'
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Prof. Elizabeth Bartholet of Harvard Law is right.The lack of due process in campus sex assault cases is "madness." http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2014/12/31/harvard-law-professor-feds-position-on-sexual-assault-policies-is-madness/ …
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To answer a few recent prayers: No. No. Maybe. OK, but he’s still gonna cheat on you. No. Great idea! But no. Fine, how’s Friday? *eyeroll*
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VIDEO: Girl spends year tricking brother into posing for pictures that are actually videos http://deadsp.in/6g0aOzn
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In Focus: Several NFL Teams Express Interest In Your Sister http://onion.com/1xmqbCI pic.twitter.com/NlhFDdgnoT
Steven Gerrard. Very few players have been so important for one team for so long. Heart and soul of Liverpool.
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"@FO_ASchatz: I think I finally found someone more obsessed w the idea of game momentum than NFL comm... Kirk Herbstreit." @NEPatriotsDraft
"@SInow: Credit where it's due: This is FANTASTIC.
@CBSSports: Suddenly, a strong gust appeared. pic.twitter.com/oaoW0dlSto" @metsfan08
The history of capitalism, as told by right and left, in 90 second videos for each side: http://righteousmind.com/?p=1440
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Chairman of the Twitter Federal Reserve Author of 'Clash of the Financial Pundits', star of CNBC's The Halftime Report, CEO of Ritholtz Wealth Management
Columnist @BloombergView. Ex-Economist, Newsweek, The Atlantic. Opinions my own. Buy my new book, The Up Side of Down! http://amzn.to/1a3i2tK
Fuck it. It's too close to Christmas to take these lights down now.
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RT @JackieTNem: @PimpBillClinton like this? Courtesy of @FuckJerry pic.twitter.com/dEVNY6xjvF
Last tweet 2014 [almost] "Everything is better & nobody's happy" ™@pmarca pic.twitter.com/srqCQSX18w
NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate.
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Global inequality continues to fall; global middle class continues to rise. http://glineq.blogspot.com/2014/12/national-vices-global-virtue-is-world.html … pic.twitter.com/jSMW0AbHRd
RT if the pass code on your phone is 6969.
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