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cardamom was the first spice that made me feel like a man
OK so cloves literally make me weak in the knees
guys i'm really sorry, i'm transitioning this into a spice-based twitter acct. pls unfollow if ur not into spices
got my plumber to replace my shower head with a steam-powered spice shaker so now i shower in allspice and cloves
twixt: you are licking leaves on the sidewalk and soaking your hand in a bucket of cinnamon spice
My problem is how do I manage all of the amazing things I can do here in my life right now
at this moment i feel all the nutmeg in the world swirling around me
is it possible to crowdsurf on allspice?
life happens so fast, you live you leaf you die
god knows what i could do with some leaves, some orange paint, and a bucket of nutmeg right now
Lol hey u leaf-eaters what's up wanna bob for pomaceous flesh
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Food truck playing "Stay The Night" by Zedd near my apt rn
I can't wait to meet Jon Benet Ramsey in heaven
bonne nuit, fuckers
keep your natural sense of wellbeing away from me thx
fastfwd 40 years: millennial eyes crumple into raisins and fall off their faces from late night twittering and screen-kissing
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