Dr. Kortney Ziegler  Verified account

@fakerapper

social engineer + inventor. compton born. . co-founder + () founder

Oakland, CA
Joined March 2008
Born December 15
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  1. Retweeted
    May 8

    i thought that Meryl pushed her against the wall and kissed her in the first pic i hate myself

    meryl streep and anna wintour meeting for lunch like they would in the devil wears prada
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  2. 9 minutes ago

    He is in his late 30s. That’s not that young anymore, guys.

    2:38
    Two things strike me about this video. One if that is fluent in Spanish, which seems useful. The other is that he can eat tacos without apparently dropping any on his white shirt-which I personally find almost impossible.
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  3. 23 minutes ago

    Right?!?!? :gag:

    Replying to @fakerapper
    it's very hard to NOT leave a house and I work from home, lol. Like how they not checking the _mail_?!
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  4. 25 minutes ago

    One person said why because she never leaves the house and I thought that if she doesn’t wash her body than her house must be disgusting and even more reason to wash her legs. An endless cycle of filth

    And, you're from a city?! You walking through city dirt and not washing your legs?! 🗣️WASH YA LAZY-ASS LEGS
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  5. 28 minutes ago

    I had no idea until today 😫

    Replying to @rachelkmr @fakerapper
    Yeah ducks are kind of well known for highly aggressive (aka rapey) sexual behavior. Including evolving some fairly complex reproductive organs as a result.
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  6. 30 minutes ago

    As well as introduce microdeposits for verification

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  7. 34 minutes ago

    Good to know! We adding a direct way for those with small credit unions to participate next week.

    Replying to @polis79 @FreedomFundCO
    Oh ohhhh for . Gotcha. Yeah unfortunately my credit union isn’t an option either. (I thought you meant for the fundly.)
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  8. 1 hour ago

    I’m trying to avoid it but these “I don’t shower tweets” keep flying across my timeline today and I’m upset and confused. I’m sorry for bringing it to yours 😣

    Replying to @fakerapper
    I.....I don’t have it today.
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  9. 1 hour ago

    Thinking of it just made me itch 😣

    One lady admitted to not bathing for a full week. 7 calendar days with no water between your butt cheeks.
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  10. 1 hour ago

    I sadly learned this earlier. I’m distraught

    Replying to @fakerapper
    Ducks have corkscrew penis that breaks off. Mating is a violent endeavor for them
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  11. 1 hour ago

    That person really tweeted that the desire to maintain ones hygeine is “classist and weird” I can’t with you filthy fuckers

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  12. 1 hour ago

    My fucking god. No. No it’s not.

    idk lol if you've met me irl and found me gross or stinky i'm open to feedback but i'm pretty sure that a lot of the obsession with cleanliness is weird classist bullshit
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  13. 1 hour ago

    I just wanna go have a drink and all my friends live online. It makes sense.

    Replying to @fakerapper
    Plz
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  14. 1 hour ago

    He got money.

    My friend just proposed and if you can’t take me on a private tour of a Smithsonian museum and put the ring in an exhibit KEEP IT.
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  15. 2 hours ago

    Everyday someone willingly shares they are the reason why measles are back.

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  16. 2 hours ago

    An app where you meet people to go have a drink with but you just sit on your phone and tweet.

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  17. 2 hours ago

    Ban ducks 2020.

    Replying to @fakerapper
    I believe they're trying to mate... ❤️? They can be a bit violent...😳 (Hello from the east coast--from a gal who grew up on a farm)
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  18. 2 hours ago

    🙅🏿‍♂️

    Replying to @AsiaChloeBrown @fakerapper
    Yeah. I heard about the extra long corkscrew penis. Ducks are creeps.
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  19. 2 hours ago

    😂😂😂😂

    Replying to @fakerapper
    Life is funny that way
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  20. 2 hours ago

    I just wanted to walk my dog around the lake and now I’m googling duck dick. 😣

    Replying to @fakerapper
    Wait’ll you see what a duck penis looks like
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