E. R. Ellsworth

@EREllsworth

Human who says strange things sometimes. Probably not a shill for the .

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Jun 2019

    Everyone needs some in their life, right?

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  2. Sep 22

    Telling people "you're not alone" is a mental health cliché I could do without. The fact that lots of other people share my particular suffering doesn't make me feel better. Imagining my own mental health problems distributed at a mass scale is just more depressing.

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  3. Sep 15

    Glad we finally made peace with Australia.

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  4. Sep 9

    Sometimes it's like these recruiters aren't even trying.

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    In 2001, every single member of the House and Senate voted for war in Afghanistan. Except one — Congresswoman Barbara Lee.

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  6. Aug 16

    If Trump had bungled the Afghanistan withdrawal the way Biden has, liberals would be frothing at the mouth.

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  7. Aug 5

    I prefer the term Latinx. Not because of anything to do with inclusion or whatever, but because it sounds cool, like something out of a comic book or maybe an action movie. Latin X: a secret society of Hispanic revolutionaries with super powers!

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  8. Jul 29

    Great or good movies get sequels. Mediocre movies fade into obscurity. Garbage movies get a hyped up director's cut. So don't

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  9. Jul 29

    Y'all know that this is just marketing, right? They are making shitty movies, and selling them to you twice.

    David Ayer Blasts ‘Suicide Squad’: “The Studio Cut Is Not My Movie”
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    don't usually do this on twitter but a good friend of mine has run into some outstanding good fortune that he frankly does not deserve. if everyone could please send him prayers, curses, maledictions, negative energy - I would really appreciate taking him down a peg

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    Every billionaire’s private space program is a policy failure.

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  12. Jul 11

    No social order can survive a dying planet. If our species survives, let's hope the next social order is less dystopian.

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  13. Jun 15

    documentation is among the worst I've seen. It's so bad I can't understand why anyone even uses the framework.

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  14. Jun 9

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  15. Jun 8

    "Taken together, it demolishes the cornerstone myth of the American tax system: that everyone pays their fair share and the richest Americans pay the most."

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  16. May 22

    Semites are peoples who speak semitic languages. Arabic is a semitic language. Palestinians are therefore semites. Keep that in mind when you throw around the term antisemitism.

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  17. May 20

    Safari is a bad browser and you shouldn't use it.

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  18. May 17

    On top of that, they have a blog instead of, oh I don't know, a podcast. In tech they call that not eating your own dog food. If your product is good, why aren't you using it?

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  19. May 17

    I was toying with the idea of making a with text-to-speech. Came across which looks interesting but they are suffering a serious failure of marketing. They don't seem to have a single audio sample on their website.

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  20. May 10

    The year is 2042. is the world's reserve currency. You visit a convenience store run by robots at 4 in the morning and spend 20 minutes trying to figure out if 0.000000000000000078778678 DOGE is a fair price for a snicker pot brownie.

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  21. May 3

    Apparently my review of my former employer was removed by , even though I revised it several times to comply with their guidelines. Apparently the truth might hurt someone's feelings too much.

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